*You wear your hair in a pompadour.
*You idolize James Dean.
*You idolize Oscar Wilde.
*You know the complete works of Oscar Wilde by heart.
*You enjoy flower-arranging, especially gladiolas.
*You are a hardcore vegetarian to the pont where you've written a song about why meat is...come on....say it with me...
*You ACTUALLY SAW My Life With Morrissey.
*You rarely ever leave your room, except to be snubbed by a member of the same sex which results in you running back to your room where you cry and write poetry in some ratty journal with a flowery cover.
*Whenever you say the word "frankly", you always feel an uncontrollable urge to follow it with, "Mr. Shankly".
*You wear black on the outside because that's how you feel on the inside.
*You live, eat, sleep and breathe ANGST. ?Sweet, sweet angst.
*You go temporarily insane and start slashing everything in your path with your car keys whenever you hear the opening theme music from Charmed. ?It's sacrilege, I tell you!! ?SACRILEGE!!!!!
*Of course, you take your girl/boyfriend to cemeteries (where you're happy).
*You've had your picture taken in front of the Salford Lads Club.
*You've tried to get a job as a backscrubber at the YWCA.
*You thought the chorus of "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" was the most romantic thing you've ever heard. In fact, it made you cry.
*You constantly find yourself in crazy PMS-like spurts of laughing, sighing and crying tears of anguish and tears of joy when listening to The Smiths. It's not a pretty picture.
*You've got a Smiths quote for every possible scenario.
*You know the names of a Smiths band member besides Morrissey and Johnny Marr (according to Marilyn Manson, this means you're gay).
*Whenever someone says, "last night I dreamt", you automatically finish with, "that soooooomebody looooved meeeee...."
*You and your boyfriend refer to each other as "Girl Afraid" and "The Boy With The Thorn In His Side" (looks at my domain names & smiles).